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A "Skrewball poem" , or in short "a Skrew" , is a poem with short lines and multiple rhyming or repeated words, often wi...

Saturday, 11 November 2023

SKЯ3W THE SY$T£M

I’m sick of the system, that keeps me down, 

I’m sick of bent cops, that hound me round town. 

I’m sick of their rules, that tell me what 2 do, 

I’m sick of lies, they feed me as true. 


I don’t need their money, 

I don’t need their jobs. 

I don’t need their gang, 

I don’t need their mob. 


I don’t need their meds, 

I don’t need their pills. 

I don’t need their carers, 

I can't pay their bills. 


I got my own sw33ts, 

I got my own st@sh. 

I got my own p1pe, 

I got my own £cash£. 


I got my own mind, 

I make my own choice. 

I say what I want, 

I got my own voice! 


I’m a rebel, 

I’m a 1der, 

I’m a poet, 

I bring thunder⚡ 


I’m a visionary, 

I made da SKЯ3W, 

I’m a legend, 

I speak da truth. 


But...

Skrew their system, 

Skrew their laws. 

Skrew their crusades, 

Skrew their wars. 


Skrew their power, 

Skrew their hate. 

Skrew their world, 

As they skrew my fate. 


© 2023 Copyright Rob Reid

Sunday, 5 November 2023

LAЯDY DAЯDY

Lardy Dardy,

We liked to party,

She scouted Smirnoff,

I got Barcardi.

Яoly Poly,

She Didn't kno me,

I liked a good ting,

But she liked pony.

It got crazy,

Brain got hazy,

I was a hermit,

As ppl were raving.

Bish Bash Bosh,

I needed a wash,

Trying 2 pull here,

I'd already lost.

So Daisy Maisy,

Pls come n play me,

I was washed up,

Hungry n lazy.

I was fuck3d up,

Sipped from devil's cup.

Creepin n reaping,

She lifted me right up.

Boiled N Bubble,

I was in trouble,

But she had my back,

Turned cases 2 rubble.

So turn the last page,

Burned out dance stage,

We fell in lov3,

N saw out r old days.


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