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A "Skrewball poem" , or in short "a Skrew" , is a poem with short lines and multiple rhyming or repeated words, often wi...

Monday 11 March 2024

SKЯ3W

Skr3w, screw, barney McSkrew,

Screw them all and screw u too,

Been in a screw job n not 2 few,

Diablo witch screwed r whole crew.

Coz a screws a joe pullin u out of bed,

Stand by the wall put ur hands on ur head,

Open ur pockets and spins out ur bed,

A tru screw never 4gets a word uve said.

Coz a screw in the jaws pain u can't ignore,

Dental abcess my raw jaw is sore,

Too many meds n the floor is my whore,

N I can't even KO headbutting the door.

Coz a screw under my tyre is nothing new,

A skank neighbours plan n I've had a few,

Stuck roadside wiv nothing to do,

Ur wallets blank n ur mates r too.

Coz a screw on a driver is a tool jus right,

Always beware of that tool in a fight,

Plunge that shank n rotate it tight,

Bein pulled close as ur pupils unlight.

Coz a screw with a bird cud be overdue,

It could be the best screw u never knew,

Unthread ur stress the best u can do,

Unpop ur cork as ur nads turn blue.

Coz a screw aint a nail still I nailed it gd,

If u had to Google then u misunderstood,

That the thread of this Scr3w was meant 2 b good,

It only rhymes becoz I Skrewed it good.


© 2020 Rob Reid in pain after the dentist put a filling on top of an abscess!

Saturday 9 March 2024

Come Take Me

Come take me,

Try,

Have a go and take me, 

It won't be easy.

But still,

Take me, try,

Take me away,

Far far away.

Lock me in your hole,

Throw away the key,

Take me to your judge,

I'll cop a plea.

Just take me,

Please, please,

Try and take me babe,

Please try and take me away.


© 2024 - All Rights Reserved Robert Reid

Friday 8 March 2024

Empire of Dirt

I cut myself to play,

The red it seeps my shirt.

I stabbed a man like Cain, 

Buried the corpse in dirt.

My friends left in a day, 

Were threats I couldn't avert.

So I dug my veins away,

But nothing dulled my hurt. 

So I killed myself today,

Just to see if it would work.

I blew my brains away,

Perview my bloody herse.


© 2024 - All Rights Reserved Robert Reid