SKЯ3WBALLED

Tuesday, 14 April 2026

SKЯ3W

Skr3w, screw, barney McSkrew,

Screw them all and screw u too,

Been in a screw job n not 2 few,

Diablo witch screwed r whole crew.

Coz a screws a joe pullin u out of bed,

Stand by the wall put ur hands on ur head,

Open ur pockets and spins out ur bed,

A tru screw never 4gets a word uve said.

Coz a screw in the jaws pain u can't ignore,

Dental abcess my raw jaw is sore,

Too many meds n the floor is my whore,

N I can't even KO headbutting the door.

Coz a screw under my tyre is nothing new,

A skank neighbours plan n I've had a few,

Stuck roadside wiv nothing to do,

Ur wallets blank n ur mates r too.

Coz a screw on a driver is a tool jus right,

Always beware of that tool in a fight,

Plunge that shank n rotate it tight,

Bein pulled close as ur pupils unlight.

Coz a screw with a bird cud be overdue,

It could be the best screw u never knew,

Unthread ur stress the best u can do,

Unpop ur cork as ur nads turn blue.

Coz a screw aint a nail still I nailed it gd,

If u had to Google then u misunderstood,

That the thread of this Scr3w was meant 2 b good,

It only rhymes becoz I Skrewed it good.

NWO

Span flipped n double clipped,

I'm hung neck tight fully zipped.

Suffocate on lies til ur ripped n pipped,

Block em out n stay tight lipped.

Cream crackered splat n knackered,

Play a song I'm totally clappered,

Recognise my brain is totally splattered,

And nothing I ever did really mattered.

So explode the clones n dead drop zones,

We'll never know those AI drones.

Hacked phones and Israeli clones,

Is it better off being home alone?

The New World Order is mortal disorder,

Don't drive too far it's out of order.

Bilderberg meetings taped on recorder,

We're set for a total global reorder.

Your sanity replaced by virtual reality,

Bank cards stopped it's a trajedy,

Your family fallacy destoyed rapidly,

So ignore your apathy and disobey calamity happily.

Monday, 13 April 2026

Spider

Spider, spider, sticky web,

Clever creature, never forget.

One day you will be wrapped in his silk.

Stuck helpless as he covers you up.

Clueless and lonely for help.

He crawls over you with intent.

Tying you up entirely,

Anesthetised you stare blankly out.

That spider put you where he want,

Your soon going to be his snared eat.

So beware of that sticky little spider, spider.

An 8 eyed crawly assasin.

You'll never escape his web.

Everyone ends up trapped.

So just accept your fate.

Sunday, 12 April 2026

Dying

I got told I'm going to die,

Didn't even feel a tear cry,

Was blacked out in Clapham Station,

Til a good mate saved my life.

I got no blood inside me,

Lost so much weight I'm tiny.

Stuck in a familiar ward again,

Can't walk without getting grimy.

The doctors are the usual twats,

Really need to wear dunces hats.

I can't talk to them as their nobs,

But their thinkings really whacked.

I don't really care if I die,

It will be a court surprise.

I just want to get my book out,

So people knew I was alive.

So I'm just wasting away,

Too many meds stop my play.

I need to get on my laptop,

But I'm goofed out every day.

Friday, 3 April 2026

Ignorance

Out of ignorance we worshipped many a God,

From Olympus, Zeus ruled with an iron rod.

From Babylon, Hebrew's copied tyrannical myths,

And turned humans into an evil mob.

The Devil walked upon us with no fear,

From the time of Seth, Mithas and Sophia,

My Gnostic host was stolen from Greek tales,

And created into a mystery creature.

I don't cross any four step square,

Or have a 33rd degree handshake to share.

They say, "As above, so below",

For some it's all they care.

From Christian rule came the dark ages,

Burnt Alexandria down and stole vast pages.

The Vatican library holds many secrets,

Vast ancient knowledge held in cages.

Those Jesuit assassins for Rome,

Inquisitions killing far from home.

Masons and: Illuminati caused revolutions,

And contolled souls since, we've only known.

Wednesday, 1 April 2026

Wallpaper

You've torn it off,

N you've ripped it off,

Now its blood sport,

So you better run sport.

My best knifes out,

So I'll cut ur hearts out.

Hang em round my neck,

In a chain of disrespect.

But you better run fast,

Coz i throw my darts fast.

You've taken my paper away,

N now my demons on display.

I'll kill each one slow for fun,

Let lil Tommy see Daddy burn.

Blowing each one to dust,

You can try hide if you must.

You tore my skins wallpaper apart,

Now my essence is cast.

So whats keeping me here,

I got no fucking idea.

Tuesday, 31 March 2026

Wibble Wobble

Noodle foodle,

Get a poodle,

In a moodle,

Messy Skrew do.

Wibble wobble,

Puke on cobble,

Got no stubble,

Money trouble.

Legs on bed,

Better dead,

Chatter head,

Words never read.

So ribble dribble,

Just 4 Scribble,

Crunchy pibble,

For Constable Dibble.

Poppin smarties,

With no parties,

Lights off shortly,

Sick n poorly.

My Air flight,

Dog fight,

Inner might,

Im up all night

Wobbly heart ache,

For Gods sake,

Ill take a break,

It's final take.