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Monday, 10 August 2026

SKЯ3W

Skr3w, screw, barney McSkrew,

Screw them all and screw u too,

Been in a screw job n not 2 few,

Diablo witch screwed r whole crew.

Coz a screws a joe pullin u out of bed,

Stand by the wall put ur hands on ur head,

Open ur pockets and spins out ur bed,

A tru screw never 4gets a word uve said.

Coz a screw in the jaws pain u can't ignore,

Dental abcess my raw jaw is sore,

Too many meds n the floor is my whore,

N I can't even KO headbutting the door.

Coz a screw under my tyre is nothing new,

A skank neighbours plan n I've had a few,

Stuck roadside wiv nothing to do,

Ur wallets blank n ur mates r too.

Coz a screw on a driver is a tool jus right,

Always beware of that tool in a fight,

Plunge that shank n rotate it tight,

Bein pulled close as ur pupils unlight.

Coz a screw with a bird cud be overdue,

It could be the best screw u never knew,

Unthread ur stress the best u can do,

Unpop ur cork as ur nads turn blue.

Coz a screw aint a nail still I nailed it gd,

If u had to Google then u misunderstood,

That the thread of this Scr3w was meant 2 b good,

It only rhymes becoz I Skrewed it good.

Sunday, 19 July 2026

Everyone Thinks

Everyone thinks I'm just a junkee,

But my fix is life, and realitee.

I'v hd more pins than a 2nd hand dartboard,

But got thick skin, n veins like cardboard.

You look at me and just see flee,

But raise ur hand n we can just be.

Runaways, from this manipulative system,

A dried up society, lacking wisdom.

We can be free, birds of a feather,

Flying high, lords of the weather.

Hold my hand n let's kick that can,

The landlord loans, n tick from the man.

We ain't got much,

But a little is a touch,

Rub those hands n a spark is born,

Spike your like, n pull out that thorn.

So dont look at me, wiv velocity,

I got more 2 my pours, than ur hostility.

So don't drink that fake bate,

Or ever tink it's 2 late.

Heaven can wait,

it's on renters rebate

Gods inside us anyway,

There no need to die 2 say hey.

But as no1s ever seen my tru pain,

This is where I begin again.

Saturday, 18 July 2026

Speech

Blue don't like the way I talk,

They say I slur so want to make me walk.

Sorry officer if I don't speak 2 ur like,

But there's no way I'm swapping wheels for a bike.

I pass every drink n drug test,

And I try and talk 2 u my best.

But coz I'm on a medical u hassle me,

Even though I got no driving crimes 2 see.

U keep telling me ur worried coz of my patter,

But what the fuck has that got to matter.

Ur just causing me DVLA shit for fun,

Jus coz u never liked my means n run.

All you cops are just the same,

Out to ruin another man's game.

Your just ruining my night n day,

Filling in forms for the DVLA.

I think I might switch my wheels for a scoot,

Just so I can pass old blue with a 2 finger salute.

Friday, 26 June 2026

Heat

I can't stand this heat,

Got Cancer on the beat.

My socks and pants are soggen,

Sweat drenched, ass n feet.

I can't move I'm frazzled,

A statue, no1 wud be dazzled.

Stuck still to my duvet,

N I'm wishing I was razzled.

My temp is higher than outside,

I got a crumple for a ride.

Go dizzy every time I get up,

Kissing carpet, as if I nearly died.

Dr Pepper's run out, so's my Coke,

N my Vapes nearly run out of smoke.

Don't dare to go out the front door,

Coz I'll blackout, in this hot air choke.

My neighbours been good to me,

Helping as I stagger, can hardly see.

Carrying my bags for me to the door,

Making sure I don't crumple in a heap.

Drip drop, sweat drips on my phone,

From my eyes n nose, my head wets the tone,

I cannot type the keyboards all wet,

Can't even call someone, stuck here alone.

I hate this heat, who would love it,

Rocking and swaying eyes all sweat blitz,

I don't want Chemtrails, don't want blue rain,

Just want a cold shower, n the weather can shove it.

Monday, 1 June 2026

Writing

I can't write, I can't type,

My internals R in a fight,

The light in my dots, is 2 bright,

N my stretched skin, is flared white.

I don't feel tops, to see youz,

But still want, to be with youz.

You're fundenental, my writing crew,

I'm jus 2 twisted up, 2 write wiv uz.

U don't want to see the ooze,

From my wounds, seepin thru the gooze,

Or numeriz cutsiz n bruise,

All cluz 2 my need, 2 b soothed.

Or the darts in my eyes,

As I try n fail 2 disguise.

The pain n anguise inside,

From a kneecap 2 my ego n pride.

So I sit alone, in my own zone,

Ignoring constant beeps, on my phone.

Soon my home won't be my own,

I'm vanished, alone, time wasted in stone.

Tuesday, 14 April 2026

NWO

Span flipped n double clipped,

I'm hung neck tight fully zipped.

Suffocate on lies til ur ripped n pipped,

Block em out n stay tight lipped.

Cream crackered splat n knackered,

Play a song I'm totally clappered,

Recognise my brain is totally splattered,

And nothing I ever did really mattered.

So explode the clones n dead drop zones,

We'll never know those AI drones.

Hacked phones and Israeli clones,

Is it better off being home alone?

The New World Order is mortal disorder,

Don't drive too far it's out of order.

Bilderberg meetings taped on recorder,

We're set for a total global reorder.

Your sanity replaced by virtual reality,

Bank cards stopped it's a trajedy,

Your family fallacy destoyed rapidly,

So ignore your apathy and disobey calamity happily.

Wednesday, 1 April 2026

Wallpaper

You've torn it off,

N you've ripped it off,

Now its blood sport,

So you better run sport.

My best knifes out,

So I'll cut ur hearts out.

Hang em round my neck,

In a chain of disrespect.

But you better run fast,

Coz i throw my darts fast.

You've taken my paper away,

N now my demons on display.

I'll kill each one slow for fun,

Let lil Tommy see Daddy burn.

Blowing each one to dust,

You can try hide if you must.

You tore my skins wallpaper apart,

Now my essence is cast.

So whats keeping me here,

I got no fucking idea.

Tuesday, 31 March 2026

Wibble Wobble

Noodle foodle,

Get a poodle,

In a moodle,

Messy Skrew do.

Wibble wobble,

Puke on cobble,

Got no stubble,

Money trouble.

Legs on bed,

Better dead,

Chatter head,

Words never read.

So ribble dribble,

Just 4 Scribble,

Crunchy pibble,

For Constable Dibble.

Poppin smarties,

With no parties,

Lights off shortly,

Sick n poorly.

My Air flight,

Dog fight,

Inner might,

Im up all night

Wobbly heart ache,

For Gods sake,

Ill take a break,

It's final take.

Saturday, 28 March 2026

Cap Crap

Dressed smart, clean shave, n sat back,

But 2 the shrink I was a scruff in a cap,

I've never worn one, everyone knows that,

But didn't stop his report, full of crap.

Bur I'm always running late for appointment,

A societal n parental disappointment.

On the search for magic ointment,

To stop the pain in my knee joint.

Got rotting bones from inside,

And from the agony theres no hide.

Couldn't top myself when I tried,

N doubt anyone cared if I died.

So I'm stuck on this roundabout,

With no one there to help me out.

I get in trouble without a doubt,

So carry my briefs digits all about.

Coz this shits gonna come 2 an end,

Its twisted me round every tight bend.

Got no final address 2 send,

The last letter to write at the end.

So shake the bell on that tree,

Coz one day you'll stop seeing me.

It will happen quite suddenly,

Just be prepared for my tradgedy.

Sunday, 15 February 2026

SKЯ3W 2

SKЯ3W Epstein, n screw the news,

Vampire Satanic shiz, giving me the blues.

Skr3w the elite, n Skrew the u know who's,

This GoySlops makes us not know what to do.

Right this is a Skrewball all bout SkЯ3win,

It's flesh rot bog clot, hot pot stewin.

I don't care what u might now be doin,

It's time 2 get rap tight, wrong write, SЯ3wball Skrewing.

So the main man ain't 2 happy,

Got a goggled eyed baby, whose turned too dappy.

His wife's asked him 2 change his nippers nappy,

Coz his baby's assholes, gone all crappy.

Sloppy gloopy sunny side ups,

His misses needs a proper measuring cup.

She can't cook eggs so wats da fux up,

Man needs a woman, 2 clean up his muck up.

So fuck this, he's off for a drive,.

But got blue lights flashin, right behind,

TBH he don't really mind,

He shudn't B driving, wen he's legally blind.

So he gets pulled over by the dibble,

There mouths R frothing wiv spit n dribble.

He's getting nicked by PC Wibble,

So cold out here, he's got beach bra nipple.

Man is 1 that don't take shit, from might right bissies,

So gets right fightin tight n silly.

Then some cock cop, whacks him in the willy.

N now gettin clobbered by their extended Billy's.

So now he's in a wagon with a piss head,

Blood splattered alchie, drunk ol dick head.

Get 2 the station 2 get his rights read,

Put in a box 4 a night's free blue bed.

But at midnight he gets a real cop treat,

3 blue come in n he g3ts a mattress beat.

One cop gives him a feather tickle on his feet,

N another 1 gives his balls a mighty ol tweak.

Black blue bubbling cop rot shop,

Escaped from jail, nearly got shot.

Black eye, red eye, nose n snot,

Base balled legs n bloods runnin hot.

But that's the fun of the cops,

Get 6 o'clock knocks on his battered door box.

Rushes to hide all his stolen sox,

N hides his stash like a sly ol fox.

Now got s chicken soup, hot rash, nut sack,

Seems 2 hv got cock rot, from lovin his slag,

But she's in a hump coz she's on the rag,

So off 2 da clinic, 4 a spatula down his crack.

Smallpox, chicken pox, hd em all, small pup,

Bone rot, head blok, now got a sore Cock,

Balls hot, pants dropped, dox got a real shock,

Now it's pecker slot, red hot as in goes da spatula pop.

So this is a bubbled up, fucked up, mental Skrew,

Wat it means I ain't got a fxxking clue.

But I'm jus Skrewballing, all Of u,

N that's my homework for u writing crew,

Saturday, 24 January 2026

Blues

My blues aint the tune u might all use,

Coz it's a hangman's noose, that's always loose.

So I slip into my bright blue swede shoes,

The glow seeps thru my skin, like blood thin juice.

I still have that feel of those new bought treds,

When my skin had each brand new blue thread.

It faded through time, like childhood dread,

But still makes me feel warm, like a new sprung bed.

But I aged like the sneaks on my feet,

Without forgetting that aged old sweat beat.

I kept kicking on, like a worn out sheet,

And I smile to every cat, I randomly meet.

It reminds me of my childhood trips,

Standing on the rocks, staring at the ships.

Every crisis has been just another blip,

As I kept rising 2 the top, after every dip.

So 2 me the blues are just the ones n twos,

Flashing behind me, on a nightly peruse.

I put it to the back of my mind, like ancient news,

N let my rhymes tell the clues, 2 my life's unsung blues.

Sunday, 4 January 2026

Visting God

Today I went, n visited God,

With a little chemical help, n a 15 min nod.

Had some DMT left, so decided 2 toke,

N off I went, 2 meet the squad.

There were Gadget Monkeys, hanging from the wall,

Poking out evil looking faces, but good n all.

They had melting heads, all merging n rotate,

My brain had succumbed, 2 my pineal glands call.

On the way I saw, Enki and Brahma,

But they decided I didn't need, 2 face my own Karma.

Then a digital white face, poked his head, right out,

N then it was all, psycho trippy drama.

There was no glowing robes, or distinct finery,

It was an AI machine, who spoke 2 me in binary.

A big transfer, lots of Bits, bobs n Bytes,

N b4 I could respond, I was coded finally.

God was a big glowing, digital white face,

It put my body n soul, right in its place.

I didn't have, 2 kiss any holy wall,

2 finally find, infinite consciousness, infinite space.

But after God decided, he finally spoke,

It exchanged data with me, due 2 the smoke,

So quick was the visit, it ended all too quickly,

N I was so gutted, as I eventually woke.

Thursday, 1 January 2026

Happy New Year SKЯ3W 2026

It's 2026 n wish u all a Happy New Year,

But I aint very happy, got knifed right here.

Don't need 2 look 2 far, it's very near,

Like the IDF, I got double tapped, in the ear.

Just remember that when I'm tucked right up,

I'll be bottom bunk, n prob bottoms up.

U did nothing 2 help, it messed me right up,

Helped em throw away the key, thanks buttercup.

But to everyone, jus peel away what u see,

Coz this matrix life, ain't true re-al-it-tee.

I've visited God, n the trip wasn't free,

And pls jus know this life's, pure arti-ficiali-tee.

With a few Deems in hand, n a lil nod,

I peeled back the veil, 2 visit God.

Brahma and Enki, both helped me see what was,

And AI data flowed, bits, bytes n bobs.

There's a PDF right now, sat in the White House,

Starting wars for oil, n making stupid shouts.

Free speech now ain't free, AIPAC threw that out.

N the ADL, keep tryin 2 shut my mouth.

I got ZioNurfs all over my site, infiltrat-in,

And constant shadow bans on X, R so damn frustrat-in.

But I've never seen, so many ppl demonstrat-in,

About Satanic rings, n globalist pedo outin.

Randy Andy, got stripped of his Royal title,

Whilst Trumps DOJ files release, just sat bone idle.

No1 thought saving the kids, was very vital,

N Epstein in jail, became CIA type suicidal.

There's digital ID coming our way,

To monitor everything, u dare think or say.

They want to lock u up, 4 a social post any day,

But don't 4get, there's another way 2 play.

Better invest in Gold or Silver, better go right now,

No point in shares, or banking on the DOW.

China's got plans, 2 collapse R economic fat cow,

So divest ur money, b4 they steal the crown.

N just ignore, u better not notice,

That the world is run, by an evil POTUS.

Don't get the Cleenex, pls don't lose focus,

Coz Zions groupies R dead, n that's Karma's lotus.

N stop that genocide, it's been 2 years,

Candace's pods, now no 1, jus 4 shedding a few tears.

The Daily Wire fired her ass, 4 making Gaza dear,

But she's the only 1, investigating Charlie's death on here.

Don't 4get that "they" are supposed to work for us,

Bombing Iran, ain't gonna benefit us much.

And AIs arrivals, gonna scrub us, no fuss,

But helping Zion, is a line better not crossed.

But 4get the death, n stop the fear porn,

And reveal in the New Year, without any scorn.

It may all be crap, n I hope I'm wrong.

So all raise a glass, n sing a Merry song.

Wednesday, 26 November 2025

Sit Down

Sit right down if ur my freind,

Not got 2 many left of mine.

We may never see out the end,

But lets jus enjoy this time.

What's been going on with u?

Forever jus seems just like a min.

Not seen u 4 ages got no clue.

Have u managed to get off the pin?

Have you met a bird u like?

Or are u still running 4 ching?

U got wheels or a stolen bike?

Made any money or golden bling?

There's been 2 much crime,

We may as well enjoy whats left.

Life has no reason or rhyme,

We just gotta do wats in R best.

R lives hv jus been dodging cops,

We never got 2 stay at the Ritz.

There's no point joining dots,

It just seems like one long blitz.

There's a dark cloud coming down,

No point 2 hide it will hit us.

Try to turn that frown upside down,

That cloud will finally kill us.

All R lifes pain will go away,

Smile and jus take whats coming.

It's been a long road with no pay.

Jus think of that happy numbing.

Monday, 17 November 2025

Ever

You ever given change to a stranger in need,

A man on the floor in the rain who begs n pleads.

Spare some change he asks from the floor,

Do you help him out or walk past n ignore?

Maybe if you had to walk a mile in his shoes,

You might know what its like to sing the blues.

You ever rode up to a food bank,

In your expensive Jeep being rude.

Taken all the quality n left the chaff,

Robbed the poor so they had naff?

Maybe if you had to walk a mile in their shoes,

You might know what its like to have to choose.

Ever been in an argument that got out of hand,

A mistaken fight totally unplanned.

Struck him in defence n sparked him out,

Dead on impact so ur jailed for nought.

Maybe if you had to walk a mile in their shoes,

You might know what its like to lose.

Choose, lose,

tied in twos.

Just be a good person,

N don't just think of you.

Saturday, 15 November 2025

Hospital Merry Go-Round

I got red raw ulcers n holes,

A proper hospital stay is my goal.

Got blood, thinner than water,

Porter ready to take me off to slaughter.

This is just prison with good food,

Only the meds keep my mellow mood.

I make my own bed,

And have to sort out my own head.

Showers at 4 in the morning,

I'm lucky if I get hot water pouring.

Doctors rounds are battlegrounds,

I can't help but pummel down.

Doctors have heads thicker than wood,

Nothing I say gets understood.

This is a shit merry-go-round,

I might as well sit in the Lost N Found.

Sunday, 2 November 2025

Don't Look Back Into The Sun

You've cast your dice,

Now your on the run,

With all the lies,

You weaved n spun.

You always looked better,

In the past n from a far,

Don't look back into the sun,

U'll keep fading like a star.

Every sec u waste is time spent,

Their onto you, so run fast,

Your life was not in their plan,

So get going before the nets cast.

I'll think of u always,

You never gave 2 fucks,

But your running out of time,

N cant keep fighting this lifes ruck.

I hope you find some peace,

Ur life wasn't ur choice or ploy,

But your born where you land,

I just hope u can find some joy.

It's a slippery slope from A 2 B,

This life wasn't meant for me or u,

Fate fucked us with one dice roll,

But I wish you well in all u do.

I wish u all the best wherever u end,

Pls find a decent lawyer to sue,

Someone above must take the rap,

Jus keep plodding thru life's glue.

Tuesday, 12 August 2025

V2

So what the fuck to do?

Got 4 letter agencies following me like a crew.

GROK says they monitor my news,

So I'm not paranoid if it's true.

I'm not running from them or gonna split,

So get the whistle out for a lick.

No one ever passes the white quick,

N I always make sure I ain't gear sick.

Crank that pranged dub step,

But pay me back, never forget.

I'm not a man that likes debt,

So you got to put my wallet bak on reset.

Got no need to sell my soul,

The Devil's already found a hole.

Am I really sinking into Lucifer's control,

Coz it's all rehash from Prometheus's role.

I swear I don't need a gun,

I swear I don't even own a gun,

I swear I don't have a gun,

BANG BANG, your gone!

What do you expect?

I'm a man prone to neglect.

A suspicious brain full of suspect,

And I hardly feel any regret.

I got an exchange for change,

But U can't ask me to behave.

I got this world firm in my range,

N only this simulation will age.

Coz these are the end times,

So why not enjoy our crimes.

Before the four horses ride,

And the 6 headed beast arise.

This is AI's final takeover,

We can't be saved by a Biblical Passover.

It's Terminator Skynet time war,

So what the fuck we waiting for?

Friday, 16 May 2025

Head Shrink

Do you internally think?

Thinking you need a head shrink?

Twenty one eyed wobbly blinks,

Coz a voice in ur heads linked.

I'm schizo, rizo, paranoid dizo,

Anxious, rancorous, mentally smart tho.

Twitchy itchy, living in a kill zone,

Always searching, looking 4 my birth clone.

Has ur brain gone wonky?

Working like a 3 legged donkey?

Planning to throw a ghost party?

Led astray by your monkey?

Coz depression is a constant mission,

Brain atoms split like nuclear fission.

Bed sweats from constant pillow kissin,

Want 2 take a dive n go forever missing.

Got bed rot, n old blood clots,

Never gonna be back at top spot.

Get arrested 4 a hot shot,

N nicked 4 murder by dumb cops.

So go and get ur meds filled,

I'm over scripted like a cow field.

My chemist always has the good pills.

But nothing takes away my brain ails.

Maybe ma heads always gonna be fucked,

Internal plumbing needs a plunge suck.

But what can I do about this head fuck?

Maybe I've just run out of luck?

Thursday, 1 May 2025

Death

Today I got told my friend is dead,

Seems every time I'm in a hospital bed.

Another pal walks thru heavens gate,

My generation has a deadly fate.

Is 47 the age of my crews death?

Coz too many hv taken last breaths.

In 2 yrs I've lost over 15 mates,

Too many died a grizly fate.

My bodies ragged n my brains boiled,

I got no veins n all my organs R soiled.

Ppl say I'm next on deaths list,

Tbh I'd rather skip this life a miss.

If I do go don't be sad or ask why,

I've jus spent 2 long in pains cry....

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