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Friday 29 January 2021

Rain The Schizo Epic

Rain, rain, please come again,

this sticky heat, is sending me insane,

I want to hear drops, on my window pane,

I want to feel wet, n happy again.

So yo boo, what shall we do, 

we all knew, but still got vaccine flu.

Need some penance, but cannot sue,

let's go on a walk, n see what's new.

It's dripping with rain, but not enuff,

I got wet rizla, n only a joint of puff.

Skins r wet, n I've had it tough,

All I want, is some respite from rough.

Stop!

Let's go n steam this shop,

You go round the back,

And I'll do the front knock.

What, your brains full of dry rot,

Look over there, two pandas n cops.

Fuck, we could done One Stop.

It's a one stop job, we cud hv been in luck.

Sorry boo, my mind's 2 screwed on booze,

When I get like this, I got nothing to lose.

The thought of jail, is next years news,

All I want, is some cash for blues.

Well blues n twos, are now coming for you,

Lets skip down this alley, n bunk the school.

We can run down the green, n get back home soon,

The pigs in blue, won't have a clue.

Ah, you, can you feel that rain,

The heat has snapped, and it's thundering again.

All I want, is it to stop my pain,

It's a constant struggle, n always a strain.

Pain, boo, you want to talk about pain?

I've had scalpels in my back, n bats round my brain.

Stabbed in the legs, lots of broken veins,

Cops woke me up, with truncheons in Spain.

Got tied up all night, with boiling water too.

Scars so bright, my tattooist got sued.

Broken hands, n broken bones in shoes,

I can do Vulcan signs, without havin a clue.

Red n black, ain’t this years fashion, no?

But a black-eye on the train, gives me 4 seats to crow.

Passengers walk by going, no no no!

I ain’t done it to myself, so why u being so cold?

I've had chivs in the back, n chivs in the leg,

Now I walk around, with a dusty pirate peg.

Ask me what I done this week, I'll hv 2 check the diary pet,

N never 4get, I've never forgotten ur name, just yet.

But boo fuck pain, let's go dancing in the rain,

Just like Bowie n Jagger, danced so lame,

Get up so high, we can pop cloud membranes,

Watch em leak, see Ethiopian crops grow again.

Coz over there, food ain’t trade, fair fair,

N not too many peeps, seem to, care care care.

It's like Monsanto's spread, GM everywhere,

So let's rain dance, and all do our share.

Some say HARP, controls the weather,

N if it does, Africa's been severely severed,

From CIA plans, that are far too clever.

You can ignore those facts, but never say never.

Ah you, it's the daily conspiracy news,

I love to listen, as u spread them clues.

If only more people, jus listened to you,

They might understand, that this world ain’t so true.

Ah fuck it boo, their brains r in a bucket,

I cannot be bothered, to teach em a nugget.

If they can't be arsed, to Daily Mail fuck it,

Then why should I be the one, to stop those muppets.

Well hey you, we're nearly home soon,

Listen to that thunder, the rains coming too.

Ah thanks boo, its been sticky as glue,

I'm so sweaty now, but it's been a good Skrew.

When I get inside, I'm getting clean in my shower,

A personal rain drain, might grow u a flower.

We can sing together, then fuck forever,

But boo, tell me again, do I pay u by the hour?


© 2021 All Rights Reserved Robert Reid






 

Tuesday 19 January 2021

There were just two of us....

There are just 2 of us,

but that's still 2 many of us,

4 the nations new laws to allow us,

so the plod come n prime fine us.

£30 sheets 4 standing in a 2 man group,

stupid fine for not obeying hypocrites n dupes,

a fruit bug magic vaccine full of gloop,

it's apparently gonna fix the whole UK troop.

But don't dwell on any of it side effects,

let the old n unhealthy take it 1st encase they defect,

then a new virus will grow n have the same effect,

millions of peeps stuck in home prisons unelect.

I don't really care for this new police state,

even the WHO said lockdowns were a mistake,

Dr Fauci made millions working in Wuhan on the take,

and I wouldn't be surprised if it weren't natural an a fake.

So go home, disperse or you'll be banged up,

and the masked cops don't socially distance as ur tucked up,

all they want is money, locations n your privacy's sucked up,

n if u ask me or others u'll find consensuses that it's all fucked up.


© 2020 – All Rights Reserved - Robert Reid

Sunday 10 January 2021

The Deer...

I saw a magnificent creature I did,

A deer in the cold night's air, I swear.

One minute nothing but darkness and air,

and then the magnificent creature was suddenly there.

It stood in the dark, eyes pinned by the light,

standing tall and majestic, alone in the night.

Then I rammed it at 30mph or more,

I felt it's poor head pummel my cars side door.

I stopped the car to help the creature I swear,

but the creature was gone, no animal to help was there.

It must have fled into the woods to die,

a broken neck, all alone to cry.

I would have broken that neck if I could,

to spare that creature dying alone in the woods.

But the magnificent creature that was there, was no more,

I had killed that creature, with my foot to the floor.


© 2020 – All Rights Reserved - Robert Reid



Saturday 2 January 2021

Happy New Year Skrew 2021

It's Happy New Year 2021, N I say Fuck U 2,

All lockdowns done has made my brain melt n make veins turn blue.

Stuck indoors all year long alone, wiv fuck all to do,

N if BoJo don't sort it out soon, then we'll fuck him right off too.


Still I lay down a scores bet, 2 anyone reading right here,

That in 365 days time we'll be repeating this night sat here.

Mutated viruses, Police State n fear porn right in ur ear,

Coz 2020 was just test mode, 2021 they're going full gear.


Lockdowns will be constant, state news rotting heads from inside,

Pigs r now allowed 2 stop u on a whim, jus 4 going on a ride.

Old ppl r so scared, they actually thank BoJo 4 locking them inside,

N Ill throw a 100 unwashed masks, 2 fill a shit pit, 100ft wide.


Coz if u aint been watching, Dems hero Biden is bent 100 n ten ways,

U thought Trump was a fool but he didn't start putting kids in a cage.

N he didn't privatise prisons, 2 lock up poor blacks, work 4 no wage,

He's jus gone n refilled that swamp, all the rich lobbyists hv bn paid.


600 dollars stimulus, when u've jus lost ur job n ur healthcare,

But still they paid 4 speed boats in Sri Lanka, without a single care.

Coz stimulus to Congress is Pork for people in need elsewhere,

N no progressive in “the squad”, will vote down Pelosi, they jus don't dare.


Coz 2021 is gonna be a hell of a year n one to definitely fear,

If I'm proved wrong on this, I'll happily buy u all a beer.

But if I'm forced to work 4 Amazon, pls giv us a heartfelt cheer,

When I look around #altnews all I see is pure logic n real fear.


All the Great Reset is, nothing but a Global Great Defect,

N not one educated knowing want, or will readily accept.

The 1% in charge will love it, those with dark secrets kept,

But the 550'll still be blogging it, as long as there’s still an Internet.


So turn on ur VPN, Peerblock port 80, and uTorrent from this week,

Coz soon u'll be banged up with me, all 4 unapproved Re-Tweets.

The Chinese Orwellian Biden Presidency will hv u marching to their beat,

Until enuff brave tools grow tall, n get up marching on their feet.


2021 is a turning point and one we must get ready for,

Useless untested vaccines with side effects, still they'll stick em in ur pores.

You'll own nothing, have no privacy, but be happy, what else cud u want more?

And if u don't believe me, it's gone mainstream, just read a little more!


© 2021 – All Rights Reserved - Robert Reid