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Showing posts with label #altnews. Show all posts
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Tuesday, 2 March 2021

My mother used to tell me....

My mother used to teach, n she taught me to always ask teachers why?

So I went off to senior school, and started to make Religious teachers cry.

Shut up, don't ask questions, there's just a powerful man sitting in the sky,

But how I'd say, explain to me, I wanted answers but the teachers couldn't comply.

Though in History class it was the single one, I never used to muck around.

My teacher was enthusiastic, and all our topics were ground n sound.

JFK conspiracies, CIA coups, interest was mine n very profound.

A star in exams I got, coz my essays were based on true historical background.

So then I did Media Studies at college, as I wanted to speak the real truth,

But got expelled within 3 months at 6th form, by undercover blue.

So to tech college I went, to be taught about media owner bias, n writing to their tune.

N suddenly I realised I wouldn't be able 2 write what I could, so my plans lay in ruins.

So that's why I blog so much, coz I can tell the story I want and everyone should see.

It's got me kicked off multiple platforms, n even had the US Army cease n desist me.

I tell the truth to power as much as I can, and stick 2 fingers up to authority.

But when I try to discuss all this with my Mum now, all she wants do is drink her tea.


© 2021 – All Rights Reserved - Robert Reid 

Saturday, 2 January 2021

Happy New Year Skrew 2021

It's Happy New Year 2021, N I say Fuck U 2,

All lockdowns done has made my brain melt n make veins turn blue.

Stuck indoors all year long alone, wiv fuck all to do,

N if BoJo don't sort it out soon, then we'll fuck him right off too.


Still I lay down a scores bet, 2 anyone reading right here,

That in 365 days time we'll be repeating this night sat here.

Mutated viruses, Police State n fear porn right in ur ear,

Coz 2020 was just test mode, 2021 they're going full gear.


Lockdowns will be constant, state news rotting heads from inside,

Pigs r now allowed 2 stop u on a whim, jus 4 going on a ride.

Old ppl r so scared, they actually thank BoJo 4 locking them inside,

N Ill throw a 100 unwashed masks, 2 fill a shit pit, 100ft wide.


Coz if u aint been watching, Dems hero Biden is bent 100 n ten ways,

U thought Trump was a fool but he didn't start putting kids in a cage.

N he didn't privatise prisons, 2 lock up poor blacks, work 4 no wage,

He's jus gone n refilled that swamp, all the rich lobbyists hv bn paid.


600 dollars stimulus, when u've jus lost ur job n ur healthcare,

But still they paid 4 speed boats in Sri Lanka, without a single care.

Coz stimulus to Congress is Pork for people in need elsewhere,

N no progressive in “the squad”, will vote down Pelosi, they jus don't dare.


Coz 2021 is gonna be a hell of a year n one to definitely fear,

If I'm proved wrong on this, I'll happily buy u all a beer.

But if I'm forced to work 4 Amazon, pls giv us a heartfelt cheer,

When I look around #altnews all I see is pure logic n real fear.


All the Great Reset is, nothing but a Global Great Defect,

N not one educated knowing want, or will readily accept.

The 1% in charge will love it, those with dark secrets kept,

But the 550'll still be blogging it, as long as there’s still an Internet.


So turn on ur VPN, Peerblock port 80, and uTorrent from this week,

Coz soon u'll be banged up with me, all 4 unapproved Re-Tweets.

The Chinese Orwellian Biden Presidency will hv u marching to their beat,

Until enuff brave tools grow tall, n get up marching on their feet.


2021 is a turning point and one we must get ready for,

Useless untested vaccines with side effects, still they'll stick em in ur pores.

You'll own nothing, have no privacy, but be happy, what else cud u want more?

And if u don't believe me, it's gone mainstream, just read a little more!


© 2021 – All Rights Reserved - Robert Reid