I can't stand this heat,
Got Cancer on the beat.
My socks and pants are soggen,
Sweat drenched, ass n feet.
I can't move I'm frazzled,
A statue, no1 wud be dazzled.
Stuck still to my duvet,
N I'm wishing I was razzled.
My temp is higher than outside,
I got a crumple for a ride.
Go dizzy every time I get up,
Kissing carpet, as if I nearly died.
Dr Pepper's run out, so's my Coke,
N my Vapes nearly run out of smoke.
Don't dare to go out the front door,
Coz I'll blackout, in this hot air choke.
My neighbours been good to me,
Helping as I stagger, can hardly see.
Carrying my bags for me to the door,
Making sure I don't crumple in a heap.
Drip drop, sweat drips on my phone,
From my eyes n nose, my head wets the tone,
I cannot type the keyboards all wet,
Can't even call someone, stuck here alone.
I hate this heat, who would love it,
Rocking and swaying eyes all sweat blitz,
I don't want Chemtrails, don't want blue rain,
Just want a cold shower, n the weather can shove it.
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