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Tuesday, 14 April 2026

NWO



Span flipped n double clipped,
I'm hung neck tight fully zipped.
Suffocate on lies til ur ripped n pipped,
Block em out n stay tight lipped.

Cream crackered splat n knackered,
Play a song I'm totally clappered,
Recognise my brain is totally splattered,
And nothing I ever did really mattered.

So explode the clones n dead drop zones,
We'll never know those AI drones.
Hacked phones and Israeli clones,
Is it better off being home alone? 

The New World Order is mortal disorder,
Don't drive too far it's out of order.
Bilderberg meetings taped on recorder,
We're set for a total global reorder.

Your sanity replaced by virtual reality,
Bank cards stopped it's a trajedy,
Your family fallacy destoyed rapidly,
So ignore your apathy and disobey calamity happily.

@ 2026 - All Rights Reserved - Robert Reid

Monday, 13 April 2026

Spider

Spider, spider, sticky web,

Clever creature, never forget.

One day you will be wrapped in his silk.

Stuck helpless as he covers you up. 

Clueless and lonely for help.

He crawls over you with intent. 

Tying you up entirely,

Anesthetised you stare blankly out.

That spider put you where he want,

Your soon going to be his snared eat.

So beware of that sticky little spider, spider. 

An 8 eyed crawly assasin.

You'll never escape his web.

Everyone ends up trapped. 

So just accept your fate.


@ 2026 - All Rights Reserved - Robert Reid

Sunday, 12 April 2026

Dying

I got told I'm going to die,

Didn't even feel a tear cry,

Was blacked out in Clapham Station,

Til a good mate saved my life.


I got no blood inside me,

Lost so much weight I'm tiny.

Stuck in a familiar ward again,

Can't walk without getting grimy.


The doctors are the usual twats,

Really need to wear dunces hats.

I can't talk to them as their nobs,

But their thinkings really whacked.


I don't really care if I die,

It will be a court surprise.

I just want to get my book out,

So people knew I was alive.


So I'm just wasting away,

Too many meds stop my play.

I need to get on my laptop,

But I'm goofed out every day.


@ 2026 - All Rights Reserved - Robert Reid

Friday, 3 April 2026

Ignorance

Out of ignorance we worshipped many a God, 

From Olympus, Zeus ruled with an iron rod. 

From Babylon, Hebrew's copied tyrannical myths, 

And turned humans into an evil mob. 


The Devil walked upon us with no fear, 

From the time of Seth, Mithas and Sophia,

My Gnostic host was stolen from Greek tales,

And created into a mystery creature.


I don't cross any four step square,

Or have a 33rd degree handshake to share.

They say, "As above, so below",

For some it's all they care.


From Christian rule came the dark ages,

Burnt Alexandria down and stole vast pages. 

The Vatican library holds many secrets,

Vast ancient knowledge held in cages.


Those Jesuit assassins for Rome, 

Inquisitions killing far from home. 

Masons and: Illuminati caused revolutions, 

And contolled souls since, we've only known. 


@2026 - All Rights Reserved - Robert Reid


Wednesday, 1 April 2026

Wallpaper

You've torn it off,
N you've ripped it off,

Now its blood sport,
So you better run sport. 

My best knifes out,
So I'll cut ur hearts out.

Hang em round my neck,
In a chain of disrespect. 

But you better run fast,
Coz i throw my darts fast.

You've taken my paper away,
N now my demons on display. 

I'll kill each one slow for fun, 
Let lil Tommy see Daddy burn.  

Blowing each one to dust, 
You can try hide if you must. 

You tore my skins wallpaper apart,
Now my essence is cast.

So whats keeping me here,
I got no fucking idea.

@2026 - All Rights Reserved - Robert Reid