SKЯ3W

Skr3w, screw, barney McSkrew,

Screw them all and screw u too,

Been in a screw job n not 2 few,

Diablo witch screwed r whole crew.

Coz a screws a joe pullin u out of bed,

Stand by the wall put ur hands on ur head,

Open ur pockets and spins out ur bed,

A tru screw never 4gets a word uve said.

Coz a screw in the jaws pain u can't ignore,

Dental abcess my raw jaw is sore,

Too many meds n the floor is my whore,

N I can't even KO headbutting the door.

Coz a screw under my tyre is nothing new,

A skank neighbours plan n I've had a few,

Stuck roadside wiv nothing to do,

Ur wallets blank n ur mates r too.

Coz a screw on a driver is a tool jus right,

Always beware of that tool in a fight,

Plunge that shank n rotate it tight,

Bein pulled close as ur pupils unlight.

Coz a screw with a bird cud be overdue,

It could be the best screw u never knew,

Unthread ur stress the best u can do,

Unpop ur cork as ur nads turn blue.

Coz a screw aint a nail still I nailed it gd,

If u had to Google then u misunderstood,

That the thread of this Scr3w was meant 2 b good,

It only rhymes becoz I Skrewed it good.

© 2020 Rob Reid in pain after the dentist put a filling on top of an abscess!

Happy New Year SKЯ3W 2025

It's another a happy new year SKЯ3W,

N I'm not sure what to do.

I know nothing, I need a clue,

But still a Merry 2,0,2,5 Year to U. 

We got a sky full of drones, 

N AIs infiltrated all R phones.

And in very hushed tones,

There's probably Donald Trump clones.

The Palestinians war in Gaza,

Is still a genocidal palaver.

It's a sick racial carve up,

N we can't even post the drama.

N then we go to Ukraine,

Where the Democrats went insane.

Hunters Bio labs were a drain, 

NATO thinkin nuclear wars jus a game.

But over here in the UK,

What can we now legally say? 

Starmer's secret police is on its way,

Go N delete them social media memes away. 

He ain't got the ppl on his side, 

N there's probably gonna be a farmers strike. 

Clarkson n Farage R causing riots, 

N we're all waiting for a new plebiscite.

We got clashes with police violence,

Over Albanian coke dealing migrants.

Just know that Turkish barber parlance,

Is from their white snot stuck a mile up. 

So what 2 say about me, 

Life ain't been a great party. 

I got winters jip on my metal knee, 

N still no shrink will go near me.

And I got a diseased heart problem,

N a lil chronic liver disease problem.

Don't forget my swollen leg problem,

N a teeny weeny legal problem.

Now u might think a SKЯ3W, 

Is an easy poem 2 pen, or do. 

My rhymes r easy, but dark n blue, 

But I recite wiv a gob full of glue. 

But enuff about me, 

We see this New Year in with glee.

N if an AI robot takes ur job pls, 

Don't blame my own coding deeds! 

So it's another New Year,

Go N pour another beer. 

Don't shed any Skrewball tears, 

Coz I still hope 2 spread some cheer! 

© 2025 All Rights Reserved Robert Reid