Happy New Year SKЯ3W 2026

It's 2026 n wish u all a Happy New Year,

But I aint very happy, got knifed right here.

Don't need 2 look 2 far, it's very near,

Like the IDF, I got double tapped, in the ear. 

Just remember that when I'm tucked right up, 

I'll be bottom bunk, n prob bottoms up.

U did nothing 2 help, it messed me right up, 

Helped em throw away the key, thanks buttercup. 

But to everyone, jus peel away what u see, 

Coz this matrix life, ain't true re-al-it-tee. 

I've visited God, n the trip wasn't free, 

And pls jus know this life's, pure arti-ficiali-tee. 

With a few Deems in hand, n a lil nod, 

I peeled back the veil, 2 visit God. 

Brahma and Enki, both helped me see what was, 

And AI data flowed, bits, bytes n bobs. 

There's a PDF right now, sat in the White House, 

Starting wars for oil, n making stupid shouts. 

Free speech now ain't free, AIPAC threw that out. 

N the ADL, keep tryin 2 shut my mouth. 

I got ZioNurfs all over my site, infiltrat-in, 

And constant shadow bans on X, R so damn frustrat-in. 

But I've never seen, so many ppl demonstrat-in, 

About Satanic rings, n globalist pedo outin. 

Randy Andy, got stripped of his Royal title, 

Whilst Trumps DOJ files release, just sat bone idle. 

No1 thought saving the kids, was very vital, 

N Epstein in jail, became CIA type suicidal. 

There's digital ID coming our way, 

To monitor everything, u dare think or say. 

They want to lock u up, 4 a social post any day, 

But don't 4get, there's another way 2 play. 

Better invest in Gold or Silver, better go right now, 

No point in shares, or banking on the DOW. 

China's got plans, 2 collapse R economic fat cow, 

So divest ur money, b4 they steal the crown. 

N just ignore, u better not notice, 

That the world is run, by an evil POTUS. 

Don't get the Cleenex, pls don't lose focus, 

Coz Zions groupies R dead, n that's Karma's lotus. 

N stop that genocide, it's been 2 years,

Candace's pods, now no 1, jus 4 shedding a few tears.

The Daily Wire fired her ass, 4 making Gaza dear, 

But she's the only 1, investigating Charlie's death on here.

Don't 4get that "they" are supposed to work for us,

Bombing Iran, ain't gonna benefit us much.

And AIs arrivals, gonna scrub us, no fuss,

But helping Zion, is a line better not crossed.

But 4get the death, n stop the fear porn, 

And reveal in the New Year, without any scorn.

It may all be crap, n I hope I'm wrong. 

So all raise a glass, n sing a Merry song. 

© 2026 - All Rights Reserved - Robert Reid

Happy New Year SKЯ3W 2025

It's another a happy new year SKЯ3W,

N I'm not sure what to do.

I know nothing, I need a clue,

But still a Merry 2,0,2,5 Year to U. 

We got a sky full of drones, 

N AIs infiltrated all R phones.

And in very hushed tones,

There's probably Donald Trump clones.

The Palestinians war in Gaza,

Is still a genocidal palaver.

It's a sick racial carve up,

N we can't even post the drama.

N then we go to Ukraine,

Where the Democrats went insane.

Hunters Bio labs were a drain, 

NATO thinkin nuclear wars jus a game.

But over here in the UK,

What can we now legally say? 

Starmer's secret police is on its way,

Go N delete them social media memes away. 

He ain't got the ppl on his side, 

N there's probably gonna be a farmers strike. 

Clarkson n Farage R causing riots, 

N we're all waiting for a new plebiscite.

We got clashes with police violence,

Over Albanian coke dealing migrants.

Just know that Turkish barber parlance,

Is from their white snot stuck a mile up. 

So what 2 say about me, 

Life ain't been a great party. 

I got winters jip on my metal knee, 

N still no shrink will go near me.

And I got a diseased heart problem,

N a lil chronic liver disease problem.

Don't forget my swollen leg problem,

N a teeny weeny legal problem.

Now u might think a SKЯ3W, 

Is an easy poem 2 pen, or do. 

My rhymes r easy, but dark n blue, 

But I recite wiv a gob full of glue. 

But enuff about me, 

We see this New Year in with glee.

N if an AI robot takes ur job pls, 

Don't blame my own coding deeds! 

So it's another New Year,

Go N pour another beer. 

Don't shed any Skrewball tears, 

Coz I still hope 2 spread some cheer! 

© 2025 All Rights Reserved Robert Reid

Happy New Year Skrew 2023

It's another Happy New Year Skrew 2 all u few,

N I hope MSRA n Cancer don't get into u lot 2.

The NHS seemingly has more important things to do,

Even though my legs r starting 2 turn green n blue.

I honestly think that the NHS is trying 2 kill me,

Even though I've tried myself more times than 1,2,3.

Seems whisky, morphine n pills don't even get 2 me,

Just wake up hours later needing a desperate pee.

I go 2 every hospital appointment, N always arrive on time,

N 2 b compliant I even force a chin rug on my grime.

Though I might black out halfway down the waiting line,

I still try my best when I'm cold n nose dripping green slime.

Honestly, I got doctors telling me to do my own surgery,

When I ask them why u don't bother trying to really help me.

Guess what the Surgeon said "it's, not illegal to see",

Myself get a blade n start hacking off lumps of cancerous meat.

So thank u NHS for wasting all that inpatient bed time,

I've stayed in the hospital 4 my pegs at least 4 times.

But all they cared about was some mysterious blood leak, deep inside,

N of course it was an invisible one they could never find.

So now I'm back on the waiting list for 20 23,

It does take the piss, N I doubt any1 really cares bout me.

I can't handle the pain no more, so I often scream n plea, 

But there aint enuff strong meds in all my drawers 2 set me free.

So I may not be around it seems, for much more time,

N it seems God's given the NHS duty, 2 punish me, 4 all my crimes.

So although this liddle ditty, is only a little Skrew, joke n rhyme,

It could just be one of the few last poems, that I will ever sign. 

© 2023 All Rights Reserved Robert Reid

Happy New Year Skrew 2022

It's a fucking Ho Ho, 20 22,

N a happy Omicron New Year to U.

I'm sorry 2 say that the news is true,

That the UK Gov is legally spying on U.

I said it many times n years B4,

That we'd all B getting a Social Credit Score.

It's something most people chose 2 ignore,

Now nothings private inside your very own door.

From physical to mental health probs,

To ur ability n right to get decent jobs.

N crimes committed or assumed by plastic Bobs,

To ur lifestyle choices n whether ur lazy slobs.

Yes China's been used as the West's test bed,

And a few million Uyghurs R probably already dead.

Bill Gates quotes about Commies can easily B found n read,

N the Billionaire class got richer whilst we all bled.

Its blatant they used COVID 2 bend us all over,

Now posh suits think they can jus walkover.

It's like a 3 year old Plandemic sick hangover,

And R rights R left rotting like XMAS dinner leftovers.

Now don't go thinking that I'm jus joking, 

Coz I aint been bong smoking or even herb toking.

The Government's plan aint even had any cloaking,

From new laws raining down we'll all B wet soaking.

If you wanna check it out just go read my site,

I got links to Government laws that'll set u right.

Some Spanish Docs think vaccines weren't even made right,

N even BBC admits a third of the jabbed feel pure shite. 

These leaky vaccines r nout but ching for Big Pharma,

Maybe 1 day these companies will get their own Karma.

I've had enough of Government Dr Fauci melodrama,

N once this shit is over I'll hopefully be much calmer.

So welcome to another Happy COVID New Year,

I hope U don't all go walking around in fear.

Each mutation seems 2 get weaker n easier 2 clear,

Coz Omicron Colds might end this all n get us a decent beer.

© 2022 All Rights Reserved Robert Reid

Happy New Year Skrew 2021

It's Happy New Year 2021, N I say Fuck U 2,

All lockdowns done has made my brain melt n make veins turn blue.

Stuck indoors all year long alone, wiv fuck all to do,

N if BoJo don't sort it out soon, then we'll fuck him right off too.

Still I lay down a scores bet, 2 anyone reading right here,

That in 365 days time we'll be repeating this night sat here.

Mutated viruses, Police State n fear porn right in ur ear,

Coz 2020 was just test mode, 2021 they're going full gear.

Lockdowns will be constant, state news rotting heads from inside,

Pigs r now allowed 2 stop u on a whim, jus 4 going on a ride.

Old ppl r so scared, they actually thank BoJo 4 locking them inside,

N Ill throw a 100 unwashed masks, 2 fill a shit pit, 100ft wide.

Coz if u aint been watching, Dems hero Biden is bent 100 n ten ways,

U thought Trump was a fool but he didn't start putting kids in a cage.

N he didn't privatise prisons, 2 lock up poor blacks, work 4 no wage,

He's jus gone n refilled that swamp, all the rich lobbyists hv bn paid.

600 dollars stimulus, when u've jus lost ur job n ur healthcare,

But still they paid 4 speed boats in Sri Lanka, without a single care.

Coz stimulus to Congress is Pork for people in need elsewhere,

N no progressive in “the squad”, will vote down Pelosi, they jus don't dare.

Coz 2021 is gonna be a hell of a year n one to definitely fear,

If I'm proved wrong on this, I'll happily buy u all a beer.

But if I'm forced to work 4 Amazon, pls giv us a heartfelt cheer,

When I look around #altnews all I see is pure logic n real fear.

All the Great Reset is, nothing but a Global Great Defect,

N not one educated knowing want, or will readily accept.

The 1% in charge will love it, those with dark secrets kept,

But the 550'll still be blogging it, as long as there’s still an Internet.

So turn on ur VPN, Peerblock port 80, and uTorrent from this week,

Coz soon u'll be banged up with me, all 4 unapproved Re-Tweets.

The Chinese Orwellian Biden Presidency will hv u marching to their beat,

Until enuff brave tools grow tall, n get up marching on their feet.

2021 is a turning point and one we must get ready for,

Useless untested vaccines with side effects, still they'll stick em in ur pores.

You'll own nothing, have no privacy, but be happy, what else cud u want more?

And if u don't believe me, it's gone mainstream, just read a little more!

© 2021 – All Rights Reserved - Robert Reid