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Wednesday, 1 January 2025

Happy New Year SKЯ3W 2025

It's another a happy new year SKЯ3W,
N I'm not sure what to do.
I know nothing, I need a clue,
But still a Merry 2,0,2,5 Year to U. 

We got a sky full of drones, 
N AIs infiltrated all R phones.
And in very hushed tones,
There's probably Donald Trump clones.

The Palestinians war in Gaza,
Is still a genocidal palaver.
It's a sick racial carve up,
N we can't even post the drama.

N then we go to Ukraine,
Where the Democrats went insane.
Hunters Bio labs were a drain, 
NATO thinkin nuclear wars jus a game.

But over here in the UK,
What can we now legally say? 
Starmer's secret police is on its way,
Go N delete them social media memes away. 

He ain't got the ppl on his side, 
N there's probably gonna be a farmers strike. 
Clarkson n Farage R causing riots, 
N we're all waiting for a new plebiscite.

We got clashes with police violence,
Over Albanian coke dealing migrants.
Just know that Turkish barber parlance,
Is from their white snot stuck a mile up. 

So what 2 say about me, 
Life ain't been a great party. 
I got winters jip on my metal knee, 
N still no shrink will go near me.

And I got a diseased heart problem,
N a lil chronic liver disease problem.
Don't forget my swollen leg problem,
N a teeny weeny legal problem.

Now u might think a SKЯ3W, 
Is an easy poem 2 pen, or do. 
My rhymes r easy, but dark n blue, 
But I recite wiv a gob full of glue. 

But enuff about me, 
We see this New Year in with glee.
N if an AI robot takes ur job pls, 
Don't blame my own coding deeds! 

So it's another New Year,
Go N pour another beer. 
Don't shed any Skrewball tears, 
Coz I still hope 2 spread some cheer! 


© 2025 All Rights Reserved Robert Reid

Tuesday, 17 May 2022

Conversation Starter

I wear my furry Russian hat,

N people don't seem to like that.

I tell em I stick up for ppl in Donbass,

But 2 many ppl don't know bout that.

There's been a nasty civil war,

Since the US coup in two oh 1 4.

AZOV NAZIs killed Eastern Ukrainians,

Then Putin finally said no more.

Now you may call Putin a liar,

That Russian propaganda is a flier.

But I think you're pretty naïve,

Coz western media's a news denier. 

So it's another money making proxy war,

Another lying NATO poxy chore.

Western neocons hv hated Russia 4 years,

So now we hv 2 watch R inflation sore.

Russia could wipe us out without nukes,

N Tory rants make me wanna puke.

Media call peaceniks like me Russian agents,

As UKs busy filling up Kyiv with spooks.

So when I say I stand with Ukraine,

I totally understand all their pain.

However this is an overdue NATO Russia war,

N only weapon makers n banksters R gonna gain.

 

© 2022  - Robert Reid - All Rights Reserved

Read "War is a Racket" by Gen Smedley D. Butler - Anti-War / MIC from the early 20th century


 

Read more at > http://www.darkpolitricks.com/2022/04/who-are-we-standing-with-when-we-stand.html