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A "Skrewball poem" , or in short "a Skrew" , is a poem with short lines and multiple rhyming or repeated words, often wi...
Friday, 12 June 2026
Accused
Monday, 1 June 2026
Writing
I can't write, I can't type,
My internals R in a fight,
The light in my dots, is 2 bright,
N my stretched skin, is flared white.
I don't feel tops, to see youz,
But still want, to be with youz.
You're fundenental, my writing crew,
I'm jus 2 twisted up, 2 write wiv uz.
U don't want to see the ooze,
From my wounds, seepin thru the gooze,
Or numeriz cutsiz n bruise,
All cluz 2 my need, 2 b soothed.
Or the darts in my eyes,
As I try n fail 2 disguise.
The pain n anguise inside,
From a kneecap 2 my ego n pride.
So I sit alone, in my own zone,
Ignoring constant beeps, on my phone.
Soon my home won't be my own,
I'm vanished, alone, time wasted in stone.
© 2026 - All Rights Reserved - Robert Reid
Thursday, 28 May 2026
Flies
Flies, flies, they are everywhere,
They seem 2 be Luicifer of the air,
Don't, don't, open that bag right there,
You might jus get, a buzzing good scare.
Buzz, buzz, that blue bottle buzz,
2 wake up to that, is jus 2 much.
Chase, Chase, wave of a crutch,
Days n nights, it's jus 2 much.
Bags, bags, I clamber over bags,
All 2 chase that speedy hag.
Rag, rag, hand always with rag,
N in my other palm spray 2 tag.
Wait, wait, for the critter 2 land,
Approach real deft, with detol in hand.
Slow, slow, sneak n plan,
Spray that shiz, empty the can.
Pick, pick that dead body clear,
Just a fly 2 add 2 the bag right here,
Hope, hope, another won't appear,
Otherwise, I'll be fly catching all year.
© 2026 - All Rights Reserved Robert Reid
Tuesday, 14 April 2026
NWO
Monday, 13 April 2026
Spider
Spider, spider, sticky web,
Clever creature, never forget.
One day you will be wrapped in his silk.
Stuck helpless as he covers you up.
Clueless and lonely for help.
He crawls over you with intent.
Tying you up entirely,
Anesthetised you stare blankly out.
That spider put you where he want,
Your soon going to be his snared eat.
So beware of that sticky little spider, spider.
An 8 eyed crawly assasin.
You'll never escape his web.
Everyone ends up trapped.
So just accept your fate.
@ 2026 - All Rights Reserved - Robert Reid
Sunday, 12 April 2026
Dying
I got told I'm going to die,
Didn't even feel a tear cry,
Was blacked out in Clapham Station,
Til a good mate saved my life.
I got no blood inside me,
Lost so much weight I'm tiny.
Stuck in a familiar ward again,
Can't walk without getting grimy.
The doctors are the usual twats,
Really need to wear dunces hats.
I can't talk to them as their nobs,
But their thinkings really whacked.
I don't really care if I die,
It will be a court surprise.
I just want to get my book out,
So people knew I was alive.
So I'm just wasting away,
Too many meds stop my play.
I need to get on my laptop,
But I'm goofed out every day.
@ 2026 - All Rights Reserved - Robert Reid
Friday, 3 April 2026
Ignorance
Out of ignorance we worshipped many a God,
From Olympus, Zeus ruled with an iron rod.
From Babylon, Hebrew's copied tyrannical myths,
And turned humans into an evil mob.
The Devil walked upon us with no fear,
From the time of Seth, Mithas and Sophia,
My Gnostic host was stolen from Greek tales,
And created into a mystery creature.
I don't cross any four step square,
Or have a 33rd degree handshake to share.
They say, "As above, so below",
For some it's all they care.
From Christian rule came the dark ages,
Burnt Alexandria down and stole vast pages.
The Vatican library holds many secrets,
Vast ancient knowledge held in cages.
Those Jesuit assassins for Rome,
Inquisitions killing far from home.
Masons and: Illuminati caused revolutions,
And contolled souls since, we've only known.
@2026 - All Rights Reserved - Robert Reid
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It's 2026 n wish u all a Happy New Year, But I aint very happy, got knifed right here. Don't need 2 look 2 far, it's very near, ...
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Skr3w, screw, barney McSkrew, Screw them all and screw u too, Been in a screw job n not 2 few, Diablo witch screwed r whole crew. Coz a scre...
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Buzz, buzz, buzz, It's 3pm n there's ladies at my door. I don't think I'm in any luck, Still they want my pants on the ...