So go fuck Facebook,
fake friends,
and fucked faced,
Facebook wannabes.
Your profiles prob all been cloned,
so I only seen,
what I wanna see,
yet never seen.
20 year old dole blogs, arguing, musing,
I could have been,
I should have been,
why wasn't I a “been”?
And decades year old school friends,
Snapshoted and crop shotted,
where I wanna be, could have been,
yet never seen.
Fuck fake face pretends,
big bell ends,
past wanna bees,
and ancient beauty queens.
Facefuck's trade is soaring,
scammers' is roaring.
posters selling, fake post pretending, miss-telling,
but never ever, sending.
Southern beauty Queens,
spots never seen and endless video streams,
of automatic wet dreams,
could have, should have beens, but sadly never to be's...
Got a dozen more “friend” requests to send,
then I'll have tons more “friends”,
in my "fiend list" than your "friend list", even if it never ends,
but sadly from clicks you didn't, but wish you'd really sent.
And now every Thursday night,
is weekly indoors street party night,
support health workers rights,
nurse our Boris Johnsons tight.
Otherwise society will get offended,
because when society isn't shaped and bended,
and when it's time to rhyme along, we get along, so sing along,
and clap and salute, right?
It's 8 O'clock no?
The Sun says so, so it must be so,
porch or window, put on a good show,
coz it's patriots time and not clapping could never be a crime....
But shouldn't the NHS be funded right,
for all times, all come, day and night,
not just in case of virus times,
like this emergency fruitbug crime?
So sorry Mr OAP,
your name forgets me,
but the Mail,
always kindly, and daily, reminds me.
I really don't appreciate being told,
daily, needlessly re-sold,
about your patrioticy, your charity,
lapping your lawn as I drink my morns cup of tea.
You'd be sitting in silk slippers son,
drinking pints of Rum,
not in photos with Daily n Scum,
if was up to me.
But you're not, you're just another Facebook meme,
been sent off the best team.
A striker Besties never seen,
yet just more Facefucked news to read!
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