Skr3w, screw, barney McSkrew,
Screw them all and screw u too,
Been in a screw job n not 2 few,
Diablo witch screwed r whole crew.
Coz a screws a joe pullin u out of bed,
Stand by the wall put ur hands on ur head,
Open ur pockets and spins out ur bed,
A tru screw never 4gets a word uve said.
Coz a screw in the jaws pain u can't ignore,
Dental abcess my raw jaw is sore,
Too many meds n the floor is my whore,
N I can't even KO headbutting the door.
Coz a screw under my tyre is nothing new,
A skank neighbours plan n I've had a few,
Stuck roadside wiv nothing to do,
Ur wallets blank n ur mates r too.
Coz a screw on a driver is a tool jus right,
Always beware of that tool in a fight,
Plunge that shank n rotate it tight,
Bein pulled close as ur pupils unlight.
Coz a screw with a bird cud be overdue,
It could be the best screw u never knew,
Unthread ur stress the best u can do,
Unpop ur cork as ur nads turn blue.
Coz a screw aint a nail still I nailed it gd,
If u had to Google then u misunderstood,
That the thread of this Scr3w was meant 2 b good,
It only rhymes becoz I Skrewed it good.
© 2020 Rob Reid in pain after the dentist put a filling on top of an abscess!
