Blue don't like the way I talk,
They say I slur so want to make me walk.
Sorry officer if I don't speak 2 ur like,
But there's no way I'm swapping wheels for a bike.
I pass every drink n drug test,
And I try and talk 2 u my best.
But coz I'm on a medical u hassle me,
Even though I got no driving crimes 2 see.
U keep telling me ur worried coz of my patter,
But what the fuck has that got to matter.
Ur just causing me DVLA shit for fun,
Jus coz u never liked my means n run.
All you cops are just the same,
Out to ruin another man's game.
Your just ruining my night n day,
Filling in forms for the DVLA.
I think I might switch my wheels for a scoot,
Just so I can pass old blue with a 2 finger salute.
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