Happy New Year SKЯ3W 2026

It's 2026 n wish u all a Happy New Year,

But I aint very happy, got knifed right here.

Don't need 2 look 2 far, it's very near,

Like the IDF, I got double tapped, in the ear. 

Just remember that when I'm tucked right up, 

I'll be bottom bunk, n prob bottoms up.

U did nothing 2 help, it messed me right up, 

Helped em throw away the key, thanks buttercup. 

But to everyone, jus peel away what u see, 

Coz this matrix life, ain't true re-al-it-tee. 

I've visited God, n the trip wasn't free, 

And pls jus know this life's, pure arti-ficiali-tee. 

With a few Deems in hand, n a lil nod, 

I peeled back the veil, 2 visit God. 

Brahma and Enki, both helped me see what was, 

And AI data flowed, bits, bytes n bobs. 

There's a PDF right now, sat in the White House, 

Starting wars for oil, n making stupid shouts. 

Free speech now ain't free, AIPAC threw that out. 

N the ADL, keep tryin 2 shut my mouth. 

I got ZioNurfs all over my site, infiltrat-in, 

And constant shadow bans on X, R so damn frustrat-in. 

But I've never seen, so many ppl demonstrat-in, 

About Satanic rings, n globalist pedo outin. 

Randy Andy, got stripped of his Royal title, 

Whilst Trumps DOJ files release, just sat bone idle. 

No1 thought saving the kids, was very vital, 

N Epstein in jail, became CIA type suicidal. 

There's digital ID coming our way, 

To monitor everything, u dare think or say. 

They want to lock u up, 4 a social post any day, 

But don't 4get, there's another way 2 play. 

Better invest in Gold or Silver, better go right now, 

No point in shares, or banking on the DOW. 

China's got plans, 2 collapse R economic fat cow, 

So divest ur money, b4 they steal the crown. 

N just ignore, u better not notice, 

That the world is run, by an evil POTUS. 

Don't get the Cleenex, pls don't lose focus, 

Coz Zions groupies R dead, n that's Karma's lotus. 

N stop that genocide, it's been 2 years,

Candace's pods, now no 1, jus 4 shedding a few tears.

The Daily Wire fired her ass, 4 making Gaza dear, 

But she's the only 1, investigating Charlie's death on here.

Don't 4get that "they" are supposed to work for us,

Bombing Iran, ain't gonna benefit us much.

And AIs arrivals, gonna scrub us, no fuss,

But helping Zion, is a line better not crossed.

But 4get the death, n stop the fear porn, 

And reveal in the New Year, without any scorn.

It may all be crap, n I hope I'm wrong. 

So all raise a glass, n sing a Merry song. 

© 2026 - All Rights Reserved - Robert Reid

Prince Philip Is Dead

Oh dear the Duke of Edinburgh is dead,

So all go off, lower your flag, and bow your head.

Coz now all the radio stations n TV channels are dead,

But no1 talks Royal crime, n so many virgins force wed.

If you want, you can let yourself be a Royal subject,

But fuck that, I am a citizen, I am not anyone's subject.

The Royals are all above the laws they disrespect,

You'll never see Crown vs Crown, their crimes are unchecked.

If the Royals gave a shit, about any of their subjects,

They'd use their massive wealth and land, to lessen neglect.

Billions stashed in overseas banks, everyone would bet,

They could end world hunger, in a day, without a sweat.

Common law trials, have judged and convicted,

But Royals don't pay for crimes, they've certainly inflicted.

Missing kids in Canada, witnesses have depicted,

Kissing royal feet before disappearing, their crimes a sickness.

N the worse of all, is that I saw today at Aintree,

That tomorrow all of us fans, would be so lucky.

The Grand National will still go ahead, presenters so happy,

But fuck the royals, why do ppl worship them so badly.

They see themselves above all us serfs,

We pay taxes to them so they can travel the earth.

And never forget the Duke of E, was head of the WWF,

If reincarnated he would be a virus, n kill us all, end child birth.

So sorry Royal fans, go wash your Royal mugs n plates,

They've done nothing to ease our locked up pain, or help alleviate.

Maybe tourist traps, foreign fans always stand at Buck gates,

But go n watch that video of the naked man, jump out of a window to escape.

We don't know what goes on, in half their inbred heads,

N which Royal Charlie, used to take his butler to bed.

We do know that they r protecting Prince Andrew, from crimes ahead,

And we know they really believe, their royal lineage, comes from a real Godhead.

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