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A "Skrewball poem" , or in short "a Skrew" , is a poem with short lines and multiple rhyming or repeated words, often wi...
Tuesday, 12 August 2025
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Thursday, 1 February 2024
Valentines Day
Its Valentines Day,
A total love mass-a-cre.
Heart pumped full of lead
Everyone jump in your car.
Write the date down,
It’s the 14th of Feb.
A day to remiss,
Roses prickly n red.
Rat-a-tat-tat,
Loves guns go off.
Your tied to the chair,
Spitting out a bloody cough.
Your birds ran home,
Nothing left but blood n gore.
Lay your weapons down,
Rest your heart on the floor.
So loves all around,
But just not in your bed.
So pull your hearts trigger,
And lay down with the dead.
© 2024 – Robert Reid All Rights Reserved
Thursday, 9 March 2023
Moonlight Pipe
Spoon washed half cut white baked moonlight,
I'm sadly back on the pipe but still smiling.
Though hungry, broke and cold the next day,
N it’s frowns n the bank that’s dialling.
It's early doors n a room full of smoke n joke,
I’ve sadly succumbed 2 my old ways.
Burning spontex n cleaning glass pipes,
I don’t want 2 slip down to them danger days.
We got a gun dealer in here just for fun,
Blagging hot n cold his jib I’m not sure.
Got one hand on my shank in my coat,
As I try to sit calm n quiet by the door.
He’s got a little 20 year old young ting,
Hanging on his jacket he’s just showing her 4 play.
She’s only taking blowbacks right now,
But within a week she’ll be selling herself 4 pay.
He’s blowing out smoke through a shooter,
N he’s trying to act all fit n cool.
I’ve already marked out spots on his bod,
That’ll I’ll be digging in hard with my tool.
Every bodies eyeing up every other body,
It’s schiz 2 the bliz and paranoia central.
Peeps eying peeps white on black kept tight,
I can’t handle this n my minds already half mental.
A harsh old haunt n drawn droop eye lids,
It’s a game for others n I don’t wanna play.
Carpet picking curtain twitching wired old men,
But least my blank bank account will hav the final say.
© 2023 All Rights Reserved Robert Reid
Wednesday, 13 July 2022
Sounds...
I'm just a listener a passenger to Nirvana,
As my feet walk halls on souls made in China.
Nevermind the specifics just entertain us,
My Verve always has a "Lucky Man" ready 2 blame us.
There's always been something in the way,
N I hope Lucifer guesses the nature of his game.
It's a Babyshambles of a Shotters Nation,
Pale white girls queuing outside disused power stations.
So just come as you are whether a friend or an enemy,
I swear I don't have a gun just sat ready under my knee.
Coz I'm just an outcast and n anarchist,
I've never been just like the other kids.
So try 2 cut my legs off like King Kunta,
Just don't say I share bars like a prisoned punta.
N Fuck Forever if you don't mind,
Its all one n the same n my eyes R not blind.
My ears are bleeding sound like the creep I am,
A man in a can, imprisoned roasting like ham.
But I'm so happy coz today I've finally found my friends,
They're in my head so I'm on a path 2 a lithium end.
I just playback the sounds that always deliver me,
A quiet sense of meaning in a world that will never be.
A place I can truly share my feelings,
So I'm just a sucker 4 drips of sound 2 give me some meaning.
© 2022 All Rights Reserved Robert Reid, Nirvana, Babyshambles, Verve and others..
Monday, 11 July 2022
I'm Not Going Out Like That.....
To be honest I've been thinking a lot about suicide,
I don't want to die alone, not knowing where I am, no shame to hide.
Pants down grown man, being washed like a kid who cries,
Minds all turned to mush, your own memories a tall lie.
So I've decided I'm not going out like that,
The only decision is to find a way to sucker that bat.
Pills n Whisky my old man says is his only choice of going splat,
A single malt mixed with sleepers n then a fall into a whisky vat.
For me I need more, n I dunno what kind of painless way,
Don't need 2 be spending a ton on pills n powder 2 not only go one way.
I need so much dark, XANS n booze, I'll have to start saving today,
A piggy bank stash of cash all wrapped up, set for my final day.
It may seem to you like I'm taking the coward's way out,
When you've been stuck with senile men, you wouldn't have any doubt.
I ain't going out like that, an old grown man baby without any clout,
Think it's braver to use a shooter, N blow my own mushed brains straight out.
That day will certainly come but I have no idea of the time n date n when,
I just hope I don't go senile first, N 4get to pull that trigger again.
Coz yesterday was supposed 2 be my last on earth, with a failing brain,
I forgot 2 write a post-it note 2 tell me 2 flush my life down the drain again!
© 2022 All Rights Reserved Robert Reid
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It's 2026 n wish u all a Happy New Year, But I aint very happy, got knifed right here. Don't need 2 look 2 far, it's very near, ...
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Skr3w, screw, barney McSkrew, Screw them all and screw u too, Been in a screw job n not 2 few, Diablo witch screwed r whole crew. Coz a scre...
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Buzz, buzz, buzz, It's 3pm n there's ladies at my door. I don't think I'm in any luck, Still they want my pants on the ...