I'm so bored, bored, bored, bored.
Locked drawers been jimmied, n meds already been chawed.
My ward mates been shipped off, so I'm now officially ignored.
Parents on a cruise holidaying it, having fun abroad.
I'm so bored, bored, bored, bored.
Feel like ripping security just 2 not b ignored.
Most of these nurses up town cud make top $ bein whored.
Why they do this job, is only known by the Lord.
I'm so bored, bored, bored bored.
I got a room full of old gits, stuck with me on my ward.
Never heard of headphones, so its loud nightly cricket scores.
Oh n hour long history lessons, about Nigeria on radio 4.
God I'm so bored, bored, bored, bored.
Might walk the corridors, pulling fire alarm cords.
Watch as porters collide, trying 2 evacuate patient hoards.
I've wandered so much, the whole hospitals been explored.
Someone put me in a coma, coz I'm so fucking bored,
I wanna wake up, when my leg ain't so raw.
I can't handle this boredom, n extras already been knawed,
I wish I could escape, by just pulling an emergency cord.
God plz help me, coz I'm so fucking bored.
If u aint got a plan, there's a few old bangers we cud chaw.
Go 4 a joyride, n hav a drink, do some drugs n maybe some whores,
Then solemnly back to Ward F7, where patients r taken 2 b bored.
© 2021 Rob Reid
