Rain The Schizo Epic

Rain, rain, please come again,

this sticky heat, is sending me insane,

I want to hear drops, on my window pane,

I want to feel wet, n happy again.

So yo boo, what shall we do, 

we all knew, but still got vaccine flu.

Need some penance, but cannot sue,

let's go on a walk, n see what's new.

It's dripping with rain, but not enuff,

I got wet rizla, n only a joint of puff.

Skins r wet, n I've had it tough,

All I want, is some respite from rough.

Stop!

Let's go n steam this shop,

You go round the back,

And I'll do the front knock.

What, your brains full of dry rot,

Look over there, two pandas n cops.

Fuck, we could done One Stop.

It's a one stop job, we cud hv been in luck.

Sorry boo, my mind's 2 screwed on booze,

When I get like this, I got nothing to lose.

The thought of jail, is next years news,

All I want, is some cash for blues.

Well blues n twos, are now coming for you,

Lets skip down this alley, n bunk the school.

We can run down the green, n get back home soon,

The pigs in blue, won't have a clue.

Ah, you, can you feel that rain,

The heat has snapped, and it's thundering again.

All I want, is it to stop my pain,

It's a constant struggle, n always a strain.

Pain, boo, you want to talk about pain?

I've had scalpels in my back, n bats round my brain.

Stabbed in the legs, lots of broken veins,

Cops woke me up, with truncheons in Spain.

Got tied up all night, with boiling water too.

Scars so bright, my tattooist got sued.

Broken hands, n broken bones in shoes,

I can do Vulcan signs, without havin a clue.

Red n black, ain’t this years fashion, no?

But a black-eye on the train, gives me 4 seats to crow.

Passengers walk by going, no no no!

I ain’t done it to myself, so why u being so cold?

I've had chivs in the back, n chivs in the leg,

Now I walk around, with a dusty pirate peg.

Ask me what I done this week, I'll hv 2 check the diary pet,

N never 4get, I've never forgotten ur name, just yet.

But boo fuck pain, let's go dancing in the rain,

Just like Bowie n Jagger, danced so lame,

Get up so high, we can pop cloud membranes,

Watch em leak, see Ethiopian crops grow again.

Coz over there, food ain’t trade, fair fair,

N not too many peeps, seem to, care care care.

It's like Monsanto's spread, GM everywhere,

So let's rain dance, and all do our share.

Some say HARP, controls the weather,

N if it does, Africa's been severely severed,

From CIA plans, that are far too clever.

You can ignore those facts, but never say never.

Ah you, it's the daily conspiracy news,

I love to listen, as u spread them clues.

If only more people, jus listened to you,

They might understand, that this world ain’t so true.

Ah fuck it boo, their brains r in a bucket,

I cannot be bothered, to teach em a nugget.

If they can't be arsed, to Daily Mail fuck it,

Then why should I be the one, to stop those muppets.

Well hey you, we're nearly home soon,

Listen to that thunder, the rains coming too.

Ah thanks boo, its been sticky as glue,

I'm so sweaty now, but it's been a good Skrew.

When I get inside, I'm getting clean in my shower,

A personal rain drain, might grow u a flower.

We can sing together, then fuck forever,

But boo, tell me again, do I pay u by the hour?

© 2021 All Rights Reserved Robert Reid

 

There were just two of us....

There are just 2 of us,

but that's still 2 many of us,

4 the nations new laws to allow us,

so the plod come n prime fine us.

£30 sheets 4 standing in a 2 man group,

stupid fine for not obeying hypocrites n dupes,

a fruit bug magic vaccine full of gloop,

it's apparently gonna fix the whole UK troop.

But don't dwell on any of it side effects,

let the old n unhealthy take it 1^st encase they defect,

then a new virus will grow n have the same effect,

millions of peeps stuck in home prisons unelect.

I don't really care for this new police state,

even the WHO said lockdowns were a mistake,

Dr Fauci made millions working in Wuhan on the take,

and I wouldn't be surprised if it weren't natural an a fake.

So go home, disperse or you'll be banged up,

and the masked cops don't socially distance as ur tucked up,

all they want is money, locations n your privacy's sucked up,

n if u ask me or others u'll find consensuses that it's all fucked up.

© 2020 – All Rights Reserved - Robert Reid

The Deer...

I saw a magnificent creature I did,

A deer in the cold night's air, I swear.

One minute nothing but darkness and air,

and then the magnificent creature was suddenly there.

It stood in the dark, eyes pinned by the light,

standing tall and majestic, alone in the night.

Then I rammed it at 30mph or more,

I felt it's poor head pummel my cars side door.

I stopped the car to help the creature I swear,

but the creature was gone, no animal to help was there.

It must have fled into the woods to die,

a broken neck, all alone to cry.

I would have broken that neck if I could,

to spare that creature dying alone in the woods.

But the magnificent creature that was there, was no more,

I had killed that creature, with my foot to the floor.

© 2020 – All Rights Reserved - Robert Reid

Happy New Year Skrew 2021

It's Happy New Year 2021, N I say Fuck U 2,

All lockdowns done has made my brain melt n make veins turn blue.

Stuck indoors all year long alone, wiv fuck all to do,

N if BoJo don't sort it out soon, then we'll fuck him right off too.

Still I lay down a scores bet, 2 anyone reading right here,

That in 365 days time we'll be repeating this night sat here.

Mutated viruses, Police State n fear porn right in ur ear,

Coz 2020 was just test mode, 2021 they're going full gear.

Lockdowns will be constant, state news rotting heads from inside,

Pigs r now allowed 2 stop u on a whim, jus 4 going on a ride.

Old ppl r so scared, they actually thank BoJo 4 locking them inside,

N Ill throw a 100 unwashed masks, 2 fill a shit pit, 100ft wide.

Coz if u aint been watching, Dems hero Biden is bent 100 n ten ways,

U thought Trump was a fool but he didn't start putting kids in a cage.

N he didn't privatise prisons, 2 lock up poor blacks, work 4 no wage,

He's jus gone n refilled that swamp, all the rich lobbyists hv bn paid.

600 dollars stimulus, when u've jus lost ur job n ur healthcare,

But still they paid 4 speed boats in Sri Lanka, without a single care.

Coz stimulus to Congress is Pork for people in need elsewhere,

N no progressive in “the squad”, will vote down Pelosi, they jus don't dare.

Coz 2021 is gonna be a hell of a year n one to definitely fear,

If I'm proved wrong on this, I'll happily buy u all a beer.

But if I'm forced to work 4 Amazon, pls giv us a heartfelt cheer,

When I look around #altnews all I see is pure logic n real fear.

All the Great Reset is, nothing but a Global Great Defect,

N not one educated knowing want, or will readily accept.

The 1% in charge will love it, those with dark secrets kept,

But the 550'll still be blogging it, as long as there’s still an Internet.

So turn on ur VPN, Peerblock port 80, and uTorrent from this week,

Coz soon u'll be banged up with me, all 4 unapproved Re-Tweets.

The Chinese Orwellian Biden Presidency will hv u marching to their beat,

Until enuff brave tools grow tall, n get up marching on their feet.

2021 is a turning point and one we must get ready for,

Useless untested vaccines with side effects, still they'll stick em in ur pores.

You'll own nothing, have no privacy, but be happy, what else cud u want more?

And if u don't believe me, it's gone mainstream, just read a little more!

© 2021 – All Rights Reserved - Robert Reid

Water...

She said once in a scene, as a teen in an advert once seen,

“The water in Mayorca don't taste like wat it ort ta.”

And if I'm wet and feel clean my mind often dreams,

for not all that I see, is even real or has been.

Still that water in Majorca,

where I skinny dipped with someone’s daughter.

Was at 14, the best holiday I've ever been,

drunk at night, trying to chat French to German teens.

Memories often escape me, most have been blocked out,

but once in a while, one kicks my head in with a shout.

Waters the theme, and it tries to temper my mean,

and who would want to flounce if your pits aint even clean.

You may take the piss, and snigger behind posh wrists,

but step to my face, I'll remix Shelly n Keats with my fists.

So that water in Majorca actually does taste like what it ought to,

it's shitty n bitty and very often too gritty.

You must boil it to drink, or you'll catch bugs in a wink,

and if the waters not clean I'll see specks in my think.

A shower calms my head, whilst gypsies wish me dead,

yet I don't think my nog, wants another bat round it's head.

So I float in my minds boat, trying to relax as I toke,

a Sea Scout at 10, but then thrown out for a joke.

Still lucky for me, as the Troop leader liked young boys,

I just feel sorry for those left, some abused like toys.

Sordid strokes on the leg, just before a night swim,

And a pat on the ass, if you were good in the gym.

That's just one peek, behind my minds curtain to speak,

and then hopefully I forget, before it comes back in my sleep.

So I forget all the nonces and the many pervs in power,

for it is their dirty minds that should be forced into showers.

Still my minds serene, as I write my life’s deeds like a play scene,

and through the waters I swim, I pray to keep my soul nice and clean.

© 2020 – All Rights Reserved - Robert Reid

XMAS SKЯEW....

SKr3w Screw,

Shiny glitter n glue,

Xmas came 2 soon,

Not nuff time 2 do.

Coz im ill n cold,

Rotten bones 2 old,

Gotta get gifts, I'm told,

B4 they're all sold.

But my wallets so blank,

N gettin txts from my bank,

Im in deep shit, half sank,

N my shopping list is wank.

But its XMAS time,

Plenty of pills n wine,

But got no credit line,

So prezzies ull come frm crime.

I'm spendin whole days in bed,

Shrinks fucked wiv my meds,

N mad shits crawling my head.

But still this iz XMAS time,

I'll b fucked up from 9,

Drink all day til night,

Then watch r family all fight.

My bredrens all here,

Drinking Scotch n Beer,

My sister sits near,

Still not a word in my ear.

Coz she hates my guts,

4 old skool time heart cuts,

Her mates dead bro I knw not,

But an Elephant's memory she got.

But joy, its XMAS time,

Shop mad n get debt 4 time,

Its a messed up gd night,

N yuletide good times.

But this is Santas Skrew,

His wallnuts r cold n blu,

Rudolphs b glowing red soon,

Coz he's stuck in your flue.

So ur presents will b late,

As it's all not always up 2 fate,

Santa's bellys far too great,

N all prezzies, China slave made.

So I'll end this shit Skrew,

Coz I got fuck all else 2 do,

I'd love to Facetalk to a few,

But chose 2 write 2 r crew! 

© 2020 All Rights Reserved Robert Reid

Coincidence Theory...

Take Your Pills.....

“Free speech is speech you might not want to hear, maybe it's because it's speech you may fear."

"Your mentally ill, it's not speech I want to share, so just take your pills, please be a dear."

"I'm sorry Mum that you don't care or hear, Orwell's been knocking, but 1984's already here."

"Take your pills, take your pills, I don't want to know or even care, that the rich and powerful would dare conspire a mere.”

Coincidence Theory...

Speech, it's the other side of listening, so be quiet and meek, just listen well, whilst I try n teach,

Some lessons and facts, don't think that I'll preach, most that you hear, will have been out of your reach.

I dare tell alternative theories, historical events I seek, but talk aloud, n it's a “conspiracy theory” I speak.

I just pass on the knowledge, and info that's been leaked, but it won't be long, b4 Google denies “all free speech”.

If I dare mention COVID19, is just one big why, too many symptoms to put down, that you can die.

Wuhan's free again, their wet markets aren't shy, the rest of the world shuts shops, from only Amazon u can buy.

Fear Porn's on 24/7, news is selling one big lie, but just look at the world, and please ask yourself why?

The poor always stay poor, no-one even cries, whilst the rich get more power, their money stacked high.

Dem's denounced Trump, he maybe full of drama, but count the deaths, he's killed far less than Obama.

Voted for Biden, a “woke” lib not a harmer, but u 4get he's jailed millions, with the help from Kamala.

There is no US election, it's a selection year long trauma, then a 2 sided coin gets in, suddenly your much calmer.

Take a look at yourself, on your knee's at Police farmers, herding masked sheep, just like a snake charmer.

Biden's sons a crack head, taking pics snorting off whores behinds, then slow Joe's son, leaves his laptop behind.

Hunter likes his dick pics, his Dad must be kind, news blackout, and his dad definitely don't mind.

Coz daddy Joe jailed crack smoking blacks, millions were confined, privatised prison labour, ppl need a remind.

But if you know and u show, or dare post these FACTS online, you'll soon see your YouTube vids, instantly rewind.

Look up “The Great Reset”, it's a plan full of clues, just be sure, you're reading some real #altnews.

It don't take hard math, just basic ones and twos, people can deny, but it's been in major news.

The Globalists have been waiting 4 this event, many ppl jumped in with no clue, but when China runs the show, what will u do?

All the pubs will die, you'll have nothing to do, and I'll be paying through the nose, to just Tweet to you.

On 9.11, World Trade Centre 7 fell with suspicion, free fall to the ground, therefore it must be a submission.

We even have the CIA agent, with his death bed confession, with his last words, he let out a filmed admission.

BBC reported on the news of the collapse, with the building still full of munition, she told the world, 20 mins before it's demolition.

But there were no answers, just ask the commission, they just left WTC7 out, ignored by omission.

We had Grandpa Prescott Bush, in the 30's a heavy hitter, a powerful man, who only supported Hitler.

He even tried a coup, to try make the US even more bitter, but didn't have the balls, to be the main killer.

The man he tried to recruit, was only one General Smedley Butler, but he turned them in, coz he weren't some nutter.

He wrote “War is a Racket”, the truth of the US mugger, you should all read it, and try not to shudder.

Did you just see the Pentagon released films, of planes chasing a UFO, or was it just news, u chose to forgo?

The “Tic Tac” it was called, n made their planes look slow like crows, all over the net, but didn't make a single news show.

Even the pilot who chased it, was allowed to disclose, it defied known physics, when being interviewed he knows.

That aliens were probably flying it, a dynamic light show, but don't ask mainstream news, it didn't make one row.

You have generals and pilots, who have forgone severance, even the ex head of NATO, with top cosmic clearance.

All have tried to appear in Congress, witness to their 5 sense, all to say, that UFOs are a real presence.

NASA's own Apollo moon images, show structures mile high immense, clear to see, for all with some sense.

Ask what or how, or write online correspondence, you'll only hear sighs, from brain dead TV nonsense.

Then there's Jeff Epstein, a Mossad owned perv jail bait, was going to speak out, but met with a grisly fate.

Bill Clinton n Prince Andrew, were just 2 of his good “mates”, all caught fiddling, secretly behind locked gates.

Whilst in lockup 2 guards fell asleep, wrong ligature marks, and no CCTV tapes, but don't over think, it was just a mistake.

If he ever made it to court, imagine peoples take, to find out their beloved leaders, were pedos n fake.

You may think speech is free, you can say a lot, but I can tell you all, it's absolutely not.

Say the wrong words, or think the wrong thoughts, you never know, you might even get shot.

Try n spread the truth, just don't connect too many dots, coz your truth, will soon get forgot.

Big techs limiting free speech, their on it non stop, plus your names already been logged, n sent to the Orwellian lot..

© 2020 All Rights Reserved Robert Reid